Sergeant Squirt

A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.

Random Idiot that peaked a corner: “AHHH FUCK ITS Sergeant Squirt” *dies*

by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024

Rainbow Squirt 🌈

noun: When you take white cake frosting, take food coloring and make separate frosting colors of the rainbow, frost inside of a woman's vagina with it, then perform oral sex on her while licking the frosting out until she squirts.

Bro, I totally gave Jennifer the Rainbow Squirt 🌈 last night!

by TheKing0320 April 22, 2022

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes

Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts

by Baysejump January 13, 2021

Covid squirt

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.

Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.

by Butter Mike June 1, 2020

squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently

"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024

Squirt Master

A woman who can squirt on command

You seen Brodies new twitter vid? she is a squirt master!

by AldiShopper May 18, 2022

Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants

"My girlfriend is Human Squirt Gun in bed"

by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020