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Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018
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jack shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017
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Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.
Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.
by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012
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Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).
Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023
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shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018
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shower adjuster

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.
Mike, I'm not too warm! I want to keep my coat on! You don't need to be my shower adjuster.
by capryl May 18, 2013
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golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.
"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."
by Bart June 4, 2003
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