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polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street
Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.
by ItsAJohnson October 14, 2010
mugGet the polish a turdmug.

polish batear

A Polish Batear is when you spread the skin of your nuts and place it over a chicks face.
A polish batear is like a tea bag times 10.
by B smith November 15, 2007
mugGet the polish batearmug.

polish blowjob

its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"
I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.
by jtinax3 April 1, 2008
mugGet the polish blowjobmug.

polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.
Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!
by shornballs September 8, 2007
mugGet the polish roundaboutmug.

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.
Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.
by martinowns August 31, 2006
mugGet the polish beergogglesmug.

polish teabag

Similar to the regular teabag, the polish teabag is where someone throws a grenade on the body of a player they just killed. The polish teabag got it's name because polish players commonly used this method of teabagging instead of the traditional method that is used more often.

The principle of the polish teabag is the same as that of the more well known teabag. It is a way of humiliating an opponent you just killed.
Gamer 1: Why did that guy just throw a grenade on my body lol

Gamer 2: It's his way of teabagging dude, it's called the polish teabag.
by A15kk December 23, 2012
mugGet the polish teabagmug.

Polish Sunrise

The definition of the Polish Sunrise is the following:

1 Gallon of Sunny Delight
- Flavor of Choice will do

1/4 of Absolut Vodka

1/4 of Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Shake well and Enjoy
No need for examples...just please be of Legal Age if you plan to make Polish Sunrise
by PtrkG83 November 22, 2011
mugGet the Polish Sunrisemug.

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