Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis

"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"

by xgrated October 3, 2017

cloudy garbage

Proprietary computer software that is unique to a specific cloud computing provider, performs a standard function but with a non-standard interface, and with less capability than has existed for more than a decade in normal software. Cloudy garbage has the effect of providing cloud provider lock-in by forcing users to do something conventional but using the provider's unique tools. For example, the Amazon Web Service (AWS) Command Line Interface (CLI) includes "aws s3 sync" that has a unique interface, only works on AWS, and is less capable than traditional rsync.

Using AWS CLI 2 to perform a sync which requires an upload of 104 files, after hours of execution, it never changed the estimate from ~9 files and "(calculating...)." Am I doing something wrong with the AWS CLI or is this just more cloudy garbage?

by Unfold4288 May 9, 2024

Burning garbage

A charepter in the anime my hero academia, means a piece of burning garbage or otherwise known as Endeavour

And i thought that burning garbage was illegal but your here Endeavour

by KawaiiPotatoChan November 23, 2018

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

Outside Garbage

A person who transcends being regular garbage. Analogous for items in the fridge so rotten that they skip right past the kitchen bin and go directly outside.

Meg: "I like that guy over there with the beard."
Joe:"Him? He eats pills for breakfast and will rob you in your sleep. Outside garbage.. stay away."

by jomega September 15, 2023

Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

by Chehala March 18, 2021

Dog garbage

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.

Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage

by wakethewinds January 28, 2025