Fields

Definitely the best thing on the planet. They can great people and so nice and rude sometimes.

Ms. Fields is weird

by Anonymous.sssss April 20, 2019

In da Field

Where to look when you've lost your child...

Panicking parents: "Have you seen a little girl walk by??????"
Jo: (casually) yea she's 'in da field'... (turns away to give no more assistance)

by PapaDiddyPop March 4, 2024

Field Grimace

A field goal in the game of American football.

Al Del Greco just kicked a game-winning field grimace!!

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Field effect

The effect in which one can use long distances or obstacles to deter passerbyes from starting a conflict when engaging in activities that said passing people may find unpleasent or "wrong". The field effect also allows for an unobstructed 360 degree view to allow for the spotting of police long before they are close enough to apprehend you.

The field effect allows for the smoking of cannabis in the middle of a field knowing that noone will walk all the way across the field to confront you.

by Monty The White January 1, 2011

realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.

Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.

by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008

Freddie fields

The person that sucks your toenails off
It's like a 3 am challenge but it's not 3 am

often meets up with an aaron to engage in sexual relationships

"Chad 1 : You done 5 nights at freddies dude?"
"Chad 2: Nah fuck that bro dont wanna get my toenails licked from Freddie fields"

by coolDud369 June 3, 2020

Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022