boat douche

The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it

Ever since that dork John bought his boat he’s turned into a complete boat douche!!

by Tellsithowitis July 14, 2018

boat-guyed

When a guy you are dating (but not in a defined relationship with) shows great interest in you until he suddenly ghosts you to reunite with his ex, or to pursue someone he was previously interested in.

"Everything was going great but then he ghosted me and I found out he'd gotten back together with his realtor ex."
"He totally boat-guyed you!"

by Peakedin8thgrade April 7, 2021

Boat Mode

The positioning and appearance of a cat sitting with it's arms folded underneath itself giving the impression that if placed on water would float.

"Bruno is going Boat mode!"
"I went upstairs and the cat was boat mode on my clothes!"
"Charlie is on the bed boating"

by Arctic Blep December 19, 2019

boat zone

absolutely crazy and fucking insane group of edgy teens on discord who do nothing productive. All are chads in the server, except for one bitchass motherfucker called "bonk lord" who should do the funny (death)

Man, this place is a mess!

Yeah, It's totally boat zone.

by Bonk Lord March 17, 2022

boat sex

Boat Sex is the act of inserting the male genitalia into the air intake of a boat engine.

Bob: I had boat sex yesterday, it felt really good!
Jeff: You're a fucking psychopath.

by Lorema06 August 17, 2021

Pirates on the Boat

Pirates on the Boat is from the song "Pirates on the Boat" by Yuno Miles. Its the most fire song and its lit.

Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the fucking boat.

by DavidStinsonHater March 9, 2023

bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.

"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."

by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018