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system of a down fan

a person who has never heard real music before. if you dislike system of a down, the fan would say you are 1. "too stupid to understand the lyrics" 2. "a mainstream simple plan-loving shithead." (all the while not realizing system of a down IS mainstream music)
system of a down fans love to bitch about how horrible america is. bitch, bitch, bitch. system of a down is pretty much just an emo band for people who are into politics, or who just hate america in general. (and this is coming from a liberal)
by a genius February 4, 2006
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System of a Down Fan

An idiot who is a notch above Journey fans on the intellectual totem pole. He’ll believe anything the band will say is incredibly deep and insightful, even if the lyrics contain "Wake up/Grab a brush and put on a little make up/You wanted to!"

If you suspect a friend of yours is a System of a Down fan, here are some warning signs to help you determine if they need help.

-Bad Grammar
-Poor spelling
-Belief that their opinions are the only ones that matter
-Will threaten the life of anyone who doesn't believe SOAD is the best band EVAR
-Unable to create a compelling argument as to WHY they consider System of a Down good (Argument will contain the words "fag", "hell", or "deep, man."
Your average System of a Down Fan: "SOAD RULE!! who every tinks otherwise should be sent to hell and stay there for eternity because of their crimes against nature because system of a down rule."
by FuriousAngle October 14, 2005
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1 or 0 System

A system of rating a girl on the basis of whether or not you would sleep with her right now. A zero is a no and a one is a yes. A simple binary scale for hot or not.
"Is she a 1 or 0 bro?" "She's totally a hard 1, I would take her home right now"
1 or 0 System means hot or not.
by JDollarSexPanther October 18, 2017
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009 Sound System

Almost the best thing ever. But because of being overused with Audioswap it's reputation is very low. Many people dislike it EXCEPT FOR ME. One of the many songs is Dreamscape, which is my favorite. Many people say it s***s or that it's g*y. And to those haters... go jump off a cliff...
Me: Oh hey, 009 Sound System! I love this stuff!
YouTube user: get a life 009 sound system freak u must b stuped 2 litsen 2 dis crap
Me: Oh please, you wouldn't know music if it hit you in the face. Oh, by the way, look up how to have good grammar, it'll help you ALOT...
by MyDogsButt June 3, 2011
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sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.
I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.
by 91169 September 14, 2016
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empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).
Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...
by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011
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