Swedish Bobsled

A sexual act that is done by placing a Zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6mg strength) on the tip of your penis and ramming it balls deep on the first stroke while having sex.

"me and my wife were getting bored in bed, so we tried the swedish bobsled to spice it up!"

by m3samadn3ss March 16, 2024

Swedish ass whistle

what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.

Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.

also: u will die.

PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.

PPS: nothing.

I said what I said.

I typed what I typed.

Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 18, 2024

swedish crumpet

a swedish crumpet is when you fart on someone’s food and then make them eat it. similar to a dutch oven, but replace the face with their food. often performed as a revenge ritual against a friend that wronged you, this move is taken stealthily in secret but there’s no doubt the enemy won’t notice the difference as soon as they chow down.

term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.

A: Oh My God, Felix pulled a swedish crumpet on my ikea meatballs yesterday.
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..

by gizemtheDJ January 8, 2025

Swedish Slingshot

When you shit in a condom and then you use it to slingshot your ass liquid at someone

somebody did a drive-by Swedish slingshot on my dad!

by Hal Wilkerson January 10, 2025

Swedish flicker gooning

Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.

Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.

by Hduzk January 11, 2025

Swedish bark

Another word for a loud and obnoxious burp.

After the lugubrious dinner I did a Swedish bark.

by Cheesegrater1637 February 4, 2025

Swedish Bunker Buster

When you’re munching box and you stick a Zyn in that jawn for a tasty reward.

Yo babe, you mind if I pop a quick Swedish Bunker Buster?

by Billy Slopper July 19, 2025