Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 21, 2017

swedish exchange

The act of blowing smoke in one person’s mouth into another’s mouth.

“Bro did you see those girls? They just did a swedish exchange, it was so hot.”

by B1840ndvek November 21, 2017

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red

Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish

by itsyaaboifreddmeyt April 24, 2018

swedish eagle

Putting on a giant set of feathery bird wings and an ABBA wig and running around thrusting your pelvis.

Where's Mike from accounts?
Oh he's on the roof running a Swedish Eagle

by Zebedee398 March 2, 2018

swedi

A swedi is a swedish citizen who is racist.

I hate you fucking swedi!

by fuck you julius March 19, 2018

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018