Suicide Circle

Usual highway roundabout. Called so because if travelled through too fast, your car will have the tendency to (a) fly over the outside curb, or (b) if you open the door to reclose or have Suicide doors, if you fall out, the rear tire on the drivers side RUNS OVER YOUR HEAD, thus comitting suicide by automobile.

Jim: i hate suicide circles, they fail.
Joe: For sure, its suicide if you go too fast.

by McPenis September 23, 2009

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

Suicide buddy

A person who will help you cope with being sad and overcome thoughts of suicide.

“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”

If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline [phone]

by norscoryeah July 2, 2019

Food Suicide

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

by melychanely November 26, 2020

Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

by D Flawless October 31, 2021

liquid suicide

Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.

Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...

by Walrus guy February 6, 2017