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Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap
Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter
by KJ RIDER January 24, 2019
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Chronologically Stalking

When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.
Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him.
by str__fckr November 30, 2019
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Food stalker

When someone stares at your plate and then ask you if you have had enough and try to control the food to ensure they can eat to their maximum benefit
Woman- *walks out with plate of mac n cheese*

Brian- “you got enough, do you want me to pack you any for lunch” (eyeing the amount of mac n cheese left in pot)
Woman- you’re such a food stalker
by Stupidshhittt December 17, 2019
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Back-Stalker

his Internet Troll will pour through your archives until he or she finds something you wrote that contradicts something you’ve written more recently.
This Back-Stalker will pointed out everything. Every time you write anything
by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 3, 2020
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Killing Stalking

a PSYCHOLOGICALLY manhwa about a guy, named yoonbum, who faces the consequences of his actions after finding himself in sangwoo's home, aka a place he shouldn't be.

many people thinks it's just YAOI because of the gay sex but are we just gonna ignore all the psychological trauma that was inflicted upon the two main characters and the physical upon yoonbum??? anyways big props to koogi for making such complex and well written characters. Some topics include:

1. Gay Sex (that's a given💀)
2. Psychological Manipulation and Abuse (emotional manipulation and blackmail, intimidation, minimization, passive-aggressive behavior, silent treatment, gaslighting, brain-washing, "love"-bombing and verbal abuse)
3. Suicide
4. Murder

5. Physical Torture (Neck cutting, Ankle Breaking, Hanging and other Toolbox torture methods)
6. Rape

If you absolutely cannot handle a single one of these topics, i suggest you don't read the manhwa at all because it's heavy on everything and it will break you down mentally.
Person 1: killing stalking is such a cute YOAI
Pseron 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about. It's a spine chilling, anxiety raising psychological yaoi.
Person 1: yeah but there's still cute parts. they were totally meant to be🥰
Person 2:😟 what?! they weren't meant to be together, they aren't meant to be together and they will NEVER be meant to be together.
by imalwaysnotrong June 1, 2022
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park 'n' stalk

The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.

Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.
I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.
by perditajuanita January 2, 2010
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scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.
I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.
by oldsport December 31, 2014
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