Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

Spooning

The act of eating yoghurt out of a woman's vagina.

Samantha: Woah, my friend told me he was spooning his wife!
Philip: That's fucking stupid.

by Spaghetti911 November 18, 2013

spouting toss

to talk absolute rubbish.usually while drunk.but serial toss-spouters are not rare.

'my nova might only have a one litre engine but i can get 200 mph out of it easy'
'will u ever quit spoutin toss dave?!'

by master of the hill colleges February 26, 2004

shooting the shit

And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.

Cheating? No way! John and I were shooting the shit at the bar all night!

by draftphunk July 11, 2011

Shooting Salad

When a person talks just to hear themselves talk ... nobody cares about what they are saying because it doesn't make any sense or is untrue.

Sam was shooting salad last night at the bar ...She was talking about Veronica because she doesn't like her.

by jackithepi December 20, 2015

owl shooting

A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.

That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.

Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.

by taschenmuschi May 25, 2011

Anal Spooning

the act of putting your arm elbow deep in your partners anus, then forcefully pulling them towards you while you cuddle.

“I heard that Anal Spooning isn’t great for the little spoon.”

by TheSageWizard December 25, 2018