spartan

when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes

bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo

by leebay December 24, 2008

Sparta Decedent

A person who wants to be like a Spartan but has no background or any spartan blood in them. Someone who thinks they are Leonidas from 300

Naming a kid Leonidas. Im a Sparta Decedent

EX: Leonidas is my son

by The Kid1230 August 7, 2011

Sparta fingers

A phrase that can be really annoying to someone and enormously funny to the person saying it. It really has no true definition.

"The lady at the drive-thru was pretty funny."

"Really? Why is that?"

"'Cause she had Sparta fingers."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

by fathands April 29, 2008

Splarf

Playing in a puddle of puke.

Or

The noise vomit makes when playing or jumping in it.

Johnny jumped in the vomit and it made a splarf noise.

by astrozombie27 March 23, 2011

Spartan

Spartan, aka spart, is when a homo gets bummed and sperm aka seaman is released into a bum hole and the receiver passes wind releasing the stagment sperm mixed with poo hitting the inner wall of the boxer shorts making a spunky poo shaped sunflower, spartan

Spartan, spart, shart, sunflower, follow through!

by Charndog86 October 16, 2011

Splat

lesbian sex

Those two girls were caught doing the splat.

by chaos9069 March 5, 2010

slartibartifast

When someone really genius wins at scrabble. This person is always a female, and never male. Because it is simply impossible for a male to beat a female at scrabble. This more specifically applies to dirty scrabble.

Danielle and Trevor were playing dirty scrabble when Danielle put down her final tile to slartibartifast the game.

by boximusmaximus May 20, 2010