social anxiety

A shitty emotional disorder that ruined my life.

I have had social anxiety since i was a kid. I was the class clown type in school but hated oral presentations which eventually caused me to drop out all together. I was on every party drug known to man to hide from my anxiety which led to an outrageous social life. I quit drugs at 20, went to uni and majored in math so i wouldn't have to give speeches. Now 23 with Bachelor of Mathematics, still a nervous idiot and about to give up.

Suicide is all that is left, keep your chin up socially anxious peeps.

Adious

by Craig Smit July 30, 2008

socs

"Socials" as meant in "The Outsiders". Socials, are as stated in the book and movie, "White trash with Mustangs and Madras shirts" or in our case, the rich kids. The opposition of the socs are the greasers.

Look at Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, them socs.

by Mister Snuggles May 6, 2006

sock you

You are going to get punch in the face (Philly origin)

If you touch me again imma sock you dickhead

by Ye December 23, 2016

Doo Doo Sock

When one poops in a sock and then proceeds to swing the sock around so little bits of doo doo go everywhere.

My friend never paid me back the 50 bucks he owed me so i doo doo socked his room

by Mr Puddles December 1, 2009

social casualty

someone who's a victim of society

"I don't wanna be another social casualty"

by PurplePonycorn December 9, 2014

Canadian Soccer

Canadian soccer is played all over the world. It involves an ice rink, sticks, and 2 goals. It is sometimes referred to as "hockey".

"Dude, you wanna go play some canadian soccer?"
"Sorry man, I have homework to do."

by Dwight Powers March 31, 2009

Soccer mom

A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no children, no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her kids are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freek” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered.

Soccer mom insecure robot

by zetttt November 15, 2009