The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
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by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 8, 2022
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Hey Joe that Mustang has a big snail sticking out of the grill, I don’t think your stock Corvette will stand a chance.
by tony330tc2 April 20, 2021
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maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...
dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.
by yourrrrrdaddddddddddyyyyyybitc January 6, 2021
Get the snail hoping mug.Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.
Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?
Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?
Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???
by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018
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I cant believe ying ming is such a rattle snail due to his dramatic tendency
I cant believe ying ming is such a rattle snail due to his dramatic tendency
by Nikly February 20, 2021
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