by Sweetdeadlytears January 30, 2024
Get the Homie Smooch mug.a beautiful woman full of pure wonder, her eyes may apear as the essence of glitter in its most pure sparkly form. No one is more wimsikle.
by BabaDook Dook Dook June 25, 2024
Get the coochie smoochie mug.First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024
Get the Smochină Smooch Scale mug.by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024
Get the Ground Smooch mug.Additional or "auxiliary" facial-sucking --- i.e., more and/or differently-timed lips-and-tongue action as compared to what would normally be expected for dat particular place/time --- dat is intended to help one or both kissers to feel loved, welcome, happy, relaxed/reassured/confident, etc.
Supplementary smooches might typically happen when a guy comes to a party dat a favorite girl is also attending, and so rather than just giving her a kiss when he arrives and another one to say goodbye to her at da end of his visit, he simply engages her in a major mutual-arms-around lips-lock and doesn't break da kiss for da entire time he's there. (Well, except for da periods when they're partaking of da party's scrumptious offered delicacies, of course --- why does one's mouth have to be used for eating, as well, so dat you can't just go on smooching wif yer honey during mealtime???)
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Get the supplementary smooches mug.I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !
by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025
Get the Chocolate smooches mug.I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !
by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025
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