slippery ninja

When one male sneaks upon another male and inserts (slips) his "ninja" into the anal cavity.

Bob: Rob passed out drunk last night..
so i gave him a SLIPPERY NINJA!
Ralf: WAY TA GO!
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! me too!

by Jon Delacruz May 15, 2006

Slippery Sanchez

Essentially a Dirty Sanchez except instead of normal fecal matter, you use diarrhea to wipe above the lips so it runs down, also giving the person a goatee.

"Dude, I didn't know James had a moustache and a goatee."

"Well that's because we gave him a Slippery Sanchez in his sleep!"

by OMFGitsSquirting! January 30, 2009

Slipper

A sly par

Gary holds up small sausage and comments on it.

Dan: Your wife's told me about her experiences with them all the time.

Gary: Whaaa?

The lads: Ahh mate, that was a slipper.

by Jaacckk March 31, 2011

Slipper

Somebody who has been slippin' for so long that they have now slipped and become a slipper.

ME: 'Do you remember that guy...?'

YOU: 'The one who lives on benefits to fund his weed addiction?'

ME: 'Yeah, He got his girlfriend pregnant, on purpose'

YOU: 'He is a slipper!'

by Danny Tannin December 18, 2011

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Turkish Slipper

A turd laid to look like a well known piece of Far Eastern footware.

Watch where you are standing, there's a Turkish Slipper on the floor.

I'm just off to lay a Turkish Slipper

by Sgt. Rock February 15, 2004

Slippery Poops

Another name for diarrhea.

Tell mom that Billy has the slippery poops.

by Mladen04 August 8, 2008