skeet box

1)a slut,whore,or skank
2)the bitch of a faggot relationship.
3)your girlfriends vagina

Guy1, "dude you coming to the gym today?"

Guy2, "No I've got to take my skeet box out to eat."

by mickey brown March 10, 2007

Ski Skeet

The ski skeet is a very risky, but extremely beautiful sex position. It starts with the man inserting his dick into the woman's back side, but as he pumps it in and out he does it in a skiing like movement. To enhance the feeling googles, and ski poles may be used. This act is finished with the man exclaiming, "Bejabbers."

Jill: It really feels like you're skiing in my anus.
John: That's because i'm ski skeeting.
Jill: Wow!
John: Bejabbers, BITCH!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAAAAAH!

by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

skeet

female ejaculate

"she asked me to smack her ass so I whomped her good and she skeeted all over the bed."

by cho choze February 28, 2009

skeet

White trash usually dressed in a tucked up fall zipper jacket (Columbia), stinking of tobacco smoke to lazy to complete a real sentence or even a word.

Even Brittany's feet are tar stained shes such a skeet.

by bill210 October 18, 2008

skeet

In the dirty south: Cum. Male cum. To fling cum out of penis. West coast meaning is: to go. To leave.

"Last night I skeeted all over her grill."
"I'm about to skeet, so I'll hit you up later."

by Crystal Pistol April 5, 2007

hide and skeet

a version of the children's game "hide and seek" in which one person is designated as "it." this person must count to 10 while everyone else finds a place in which they can masturbate. the person who is it must then attempt to find the other players before they blow their load. the first person to be found who has not finished is then it. after several rounds, it becomes much easier for whoever is it to find players before they finish.

Bro, i was playin hide and skeet last night with my bros, bro.

Really bro? How'd it go bro?

It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?

by douchbag69 March 17, 2009

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 26, 2006