Cower Shower

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.

1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.

by DasFen September 23, 2023

Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.

My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night

by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

Russian Shower

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.

It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.

by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021

red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.

Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather

by satan is my sugar daddy April 9, 2021

cabo shower

The morning after partying at mango deck and squid row, you didn’t get laid so you try to beat off in the shower, but you’re so hungover you just throw up mid whack session and give up.

Bro you don’t look so good, what that a Cabo shower?

by Nick_bender June 5, 2021

Nature’s Shower

The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.

I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.

by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003