Shitting Blue Lights

British saying to express great surprise and or fear.

the use of the words "blue lights" in this saying most likely refers to the lights found on emergency vehicles such as police, ambulance and fire service.

When they approach from behind at breakneck speed with their sirens blaring and lights flashing, you are often caught by surprise, this causes the fight of flight response also known as "shitting yourself. "

The combination of flashing lights as well as a fear response produces the saying "shitting blue lights"

There was a loud bang followed by a scream, i shat blue lights, and ran

When i saw the dog come running out the gate after me, i was so scared i was shitting blue lights.

Note* emergency vehicles do not need to be present for this saying to be used to describe acute fear or surprise.

by abominableangel February 25, 2013

in-shitting-credible

Just like in-fucking-credible, except more unique.

Did you see that? That was in-shitting-credible!

by Nick Ashley April 13, 2005

Spanish Shitting Syndrome

The everyday feeling of when you enter your Spanish Class, you need to take a shit.

"Man, ever since Spanish, my Spanish Shitting Syndrome has gotten so much worse. I almost had diarrhea en mis pantalones. Gracias Senora!"

by Shitting Spanish Student February 5, 2013

Robo shitting

While one is robo tripping they have a hallucination about having a really good shit, this dream-like state then carries over into real life and they shit their pants.

Conclusion: The pleasurable shit turns into a disastrous shit in your bottoms. Beware of Roboshitters, you can mark them by the stain on their pants.

After Fat-xena(fatzina) stumbled by with a stain in her pants Hercules shouted "Girl, you robo shitting!"

by Penguina March 22, 2012

Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.

It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

shirting

The action of creating a shirt.

I have been shirting in the bathroom.

by Michael O'Connell July 21, 2004

thread-shitting

What golden canadian robots do on threads they don't personally like.

3PO: If it weren't for me arguing, this thread would die, so you should THANK me. It is definitely not thread-shitting.

by Thready January 18, 2008