Sebastian

He has a super thick ass

Damn Sebastian is so thick

by Jejfnxndn December 18, 2019

meat ride season

Generally a certain someone kisses as much ass as they can to try and “get in” a special group of people.

John: “I heard Freddie was kissing up with the Big guys, it’s meat ride season.”

by Yaboinekkerass February 12, 2018

seaskull

The MAN. The coolest dude to ever walk the planet or sail the seven seas. Also known as The Skull.

Wow. Did you see seaskull looking so fine last night? He rocks my world. Oh yeah! AAAARRRRGh !!

by done been skulled March 10, 2004

seasonal ho

A girl who only dates jocks when their sport is in season.

She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseball season, during football season she sleeps football player; basketball season - basketball players - she seasonal.

by kMichelle April 29, 2008

Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010

seaside snapper

a female with crabs

fuck sakes man had to go to the clinic the day, that bird from last week was a right seaside snapper.

by mazooma May 24, 2010

seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve

"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"

by Swift2 August 5, 2012