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Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.
by $&@/ September 25, 2021
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Screaming foreman

The act of sticking your erect tallywhacker into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
“I sure do a screaming foreman to set myself up right for the day” exclaimed Irwin
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
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Los Angeles Scream

A designated time (usually 11pm) in what district or neighborhood you are in LA country where the people collectively scream for a few seconds to relieve stress, promote solidarity, and humor. Also invented to annoy transplants to the city.
It shares its roots in the College/University “scream nights”, which is the first night before finals week where all dorm students collectively scream into the void.
Why the fuck is everyone screaming when I go to bed?

“Oh that’s the Los Angeles Scream. It blows off steam. Cheaper than therapy.”
by Miasma39 September 22, 2020
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Cheeks are Screaming

individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);
That girl's cheeks are screaming. The one butt cheek is fighting the other for air!
by 1Martini April 24, 2019
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Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
by Muskymule August 12, 2022
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The Screaming Seagull

When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.
Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.
by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021
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Screaming Jesus

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009
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