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Definitions by 1Martini

Cheeks are Screaming 

individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);
That girl's cheeks are screaming. The one butt cheek is fighting the other for air!

instannoying 

someone who bombards instagram and other social media with pictures of things they want you to buy from their home sales program.
Roman is so instannoying that he thinks we care about the newest apple dip from Pampered Chef on sale for 89.99!
instannoying by 1Martini January 4, 2017

bonknanas 

Something so insanely crazy that it is both bonkers and bananas at the same time. Similar to banonkers, but even more wild.
Felicia's job with her incompetent boss, lazy coworkers and lack of rules was bonknanas!
bonknanas by 1Martini September 20, 2016
Crap that people read online when they are stressed out about their health and Google their symptoms.
When Susan told Joe that he thought the bump on her arm was fatal, he told her to stop reading intershit and call her doctor.
Intershit by 1Martini July 31, 2016