"anyways for those who don't speak fluent science what i'm saying is they originally used snail snot(mucus) to make the color purple"
by Bacon Milk April 01, 2022
A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.
by arrogant-bastard March 25, 2016
When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.
Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it
person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one
Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures
Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it
person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one
Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures
Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap April 03, 2016
When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.
by Aruoliveira March 04, 2016
A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 25, 2021
by The human being August 01, 2019