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Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude
by 3of3irish December 23, 2022
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saves the day

saves the day is an american rock band formed in princeton new jersey in 1997. the band currently consists of lead vocalist and guitarist chris conley, guitarist arun bali, bassist rodrigo pluma, and drummer claudio rivera. after forming under the name Sefler in 1994, Saves the Day released their debut studio album, can't slow down in 1998, followed by through being cool in 1999, which featured their first single, (and one of their most popular songs) "shoulder to the wheel." the band achieved mainstream success with the release of stay what you are in 2001, which sold 200,000 copies and spawned the MTV2 hit singles ''at your funeral" and "freakish" (also very popular.) in may 2021, conley was accused of sexual misconduct and grooming by a fan, prompting a statement from equal vision and conley, who took responsibility for some of his actions. equal vision quietly removed saves the day from their roster in April 2022 without an announcement. (all the good bands have to have some allegations, huh?). saves the day also has an EP (or LP) called "ups and downs". this is my favorite "album" from them. some songs consist of ups and downs, a drag in d flat, sell my old clothes i'm off to heaven, the way his collar falls, jessie and my whetstone, take our cars now!, and many other amazing songs. PLEASEEEE LISTEN TO IT!!!
for christmas , i got the saves the day ups and downs vinyl!! YAYY:D
by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024
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No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.
Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
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lord save me

Person:Lord save me
Other person:you hate life
by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021
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polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.
hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(
by help polar bears December 30, 2020
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Saves

Noun. The remainder of a lit cigarette that is passed (or stubbed out and saved) for another person to smoke.

British English.
"Mate, can I get saves on that ciggy?"
by Daniel Marden August 17, 2021
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Shore Saves

The best animal rescue on the east coast. Full of the kindest most amazing people who put the animals first and want to find only the best people for the animals forever homes.
Friend: I’m looking to rescue an animal from a place that truly love them

Me: you have to go to Shore Saves!
by Freedom of Information November 23, 2021
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