Stormi Webster

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s love child that they attempted to hide from the public for the course of the pregnancy.

Her future fate will most likely to become as spoiled and self centered as the rest of the Kardashians, but only time will tell.

Born February 1st, 2018.

Person 1: “Damn that kid ain’t even 1 yet and has more money than I ever will”

Person 2:”At least my name isn’t Stormi Webster”

by DankChickenz February 6, 2018

shart storm

1. Literally: An instance of flatulence of an obnoxious order accompanied by moderate to severe anal leakage.
2. Euphemism, noun (see shit storm)

My brother Kyle unleashed a shart storm in his pants.
I'm in a shart storm of trouble for calling my boss a dick licker.

by Gangsta Medic January 27, 2007

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

maple story

All the fun of wailing on snails packed into one free game.

I feel like spending hours of my time fighting mushrooms with yellow caps so I can, get this: fight mushrooms with BLUE CAPS.

by That guy with the Legs July 2, 2005

corner store

a store located at the corner of the street common in all urban/ghetto areas across the U.S. Typically run by Arabs or Chinese, these stores sell all needs, including toiletries, food, drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic), and cigarettes. These products, with the exception of cigarettes, and some soda/pop are almost always non-brand name and for double to triple the price. Also a variety of narcotics can usually be purchased here on the outside of the store although not 'officially' part of the store. Most of these stores are held up often so many store owners now keep a 'piece' under the counter to fend off these thieves.

"Man, I'll talk to you later, I'm goin' to the corner store"

"Go to the corner store and pick up a roll of toilet paper"

by beachedc03 September 19, 2007

lesbian sex story

It was a sunday night and i had just home from the store and my house mate Tanya was laying naked on my bed rubbing at her soft wet pussy. it took me a moment to realise what was going on but the excitement that filled my body was hard to control because i had always found her sexy and attractive. i crawled onto the bed unnoticed and took her wet juicy thighs between my hands, she let out a soft moan as i buried my head deep between her legs and sucked on her clit. Her moans became more frequent as i slid my warm tongue in and out of her throbbing pussy . she came all over my tongue and i swallowed it down. within seconds she had stripped be bare and was grinding her pussy against mine. we orgasmed simultaneously and let out cries people miles away could hear. She slid her tongue down my cum soaked body and headed for my pussy. She stroked her tongue across my clit and sucked on it to her hearts content, i orgasmed over her face and let it seep into her mouth. loudly she screams 'fuckkkkkk, let me eat your insides till your sore'. her aggressive words caught me by surprise but i let her continue eating me until she couldnt take any more. Taking a breath, i slid my warm hands to her pussy and caressed it till she came on my hand, then i licked it all off staring into her eyes. She liked it when i did that so i sucked hard on my fingers and dove them deep inside. she let out a moan and tried to pull my hand away, but that didnt stop me.

This is a true lesbian sex story, and is the pleasure of my life.

by Prettykitty28 December 12, 2021

cooking up a storm

to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.

Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.

by GoodGoode January 2, 2010