Noun.
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
Get the Squirt Tipmug. so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september
girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
by idk thb November 1, 2021
Get the no squirt septembermug. Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.
A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!
Or
Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
Or
Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
Get the Dirty Squirtsmug. When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’
by Bug thug thug bug 😈 August 5, 2022
Get the Squirted outmug. When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.
Angie: * Period-squirts*
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
by Kazcaz September 6, 2016
Get the Period-squirtsmug. by sophia digian and carolkenzie July 23, 2021
Get the squirtedmug. by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022
Get the sparkling squirtmug.