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Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior
Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!
by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022
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soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.
Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan
by CockWacker January 24, 2021
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Soft Drawing

Soft Drawing is a cute, simple, light drawing that is usually very wholesome. :) It has very light shading, highlights, colors etc. and has light outlines, or none!
Person 1: Aww! What are you doing?
Person 2: I’m Soft Drawing!

Person 1: That’s adorable!
by sapnapsupremacy April 21, 2021
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Super soft

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work
The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.
by ManleyGreaseMissile June 10, 2021
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Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.
My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.
by MisterCucumber April 18, 2023
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Soft Noggin

why are you being a soft noggin?
stop being a soft noggin
by What is editing February 27, 2022
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Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."
by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007
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