swiffered

To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.

Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"

by Cookingood April 2, 2004

Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

Sifferent

When you can relate to something but its different from what you can relate to (not totally relating to something)

We are very sifferent I think it's best this way.

by Nameschad March 30, 2021

swifferphobia

A fear/disliking of Taylor Swift fans, known as swifties. Symptoms range from headaches, severe migraines, eye ache or ear ache when coming into contact with swifties (online or in-person). The fear can be so great, you may even have hallucinations or nightmares of these ‘people’.

Person 1: I just got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, want to come?
Person 2: I can’t come, there will be swifties there and I suffer from swifferphobia.

by Alexa Bee June 19, 2022

sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

asscrack sniffler

Somebody who prefers the smell of asscracks over all other smells.

That guy over there looks like a damn asscrack sniffler.

by Dr.Didget January 3, 2018

stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017