slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

SLAM Squad

A group of four tiny childs who live in chaos and have decided to band together for ultimate world domination. They are also very, very, uh, interesting hobbies.

Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.

by ImmaFoox October 6, 2019

Gene-Slammed

Originated from the show Street shark. Gene slamming is when you beat someone in something like a videogame or the use of an ability in a video game. It can be used in the way the word rekt is used but Gene-Slammed sounds more radical

My Ultimate is ready time to get Gene-Slammed
I got the L piece to finish my line in tetris VS , time to get Gene-Slammed

by Shark Regy January 12, 2018

stealth slam

downing the rest of your drink when you near the front of the line at a club, bar, concert etc. it is necessary to perform a stealth slam covertly so as not to alert the bouncers or security at the venue. a stealth slam often involves the slammer's friends blocking the view of the fore-mentioned security.

trevor: yo steve, we're almost at the front, you better lose that beer.

steve: shit you're right, cover me, i'm goin for a stealth slam.

by jefftate September 5, 2010

Slam Ham

Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.

One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.

by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023

Coochie Slam

When you either Beat someone up, Or Fuck the life out of someone

"yooo brad got his coochie slammed" "i totally slammed stacys cooch!"

by Undamed May 31, 2019

Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009