sizemograph

A calculating device that hot chicks use to determine how big a dude's "downstairs equipment" is.

I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

Sizey

To describe someone that is fat or large in a nicer way.

That lady over there is very sizey.

by Jonno15 February 10, 2021

Sizemore

A man that loves , in no particular order, bud light,his friends , the lumbee tribe, and butter ball naked women. His also has a massive amount of chest hair but is bald on his head. Can also be referred to as the golden kid.also sucks at darts.

He really Sizemored that dart game up last night at the elks.

by Tito’s September 13, 2021

size13nikes

A greaseball middle eastern boy

size13nikes is a greaseball

by DeathNYC1z December 21, 2021

Sizer

A smelly dork that has huge eyebrows, curly hair and big square glasses.

Guy 1: yea that guy smells like shit it’s a smell I can’t quite describe but it is fucking awful

Guy 2: that’s just sizer sizing it up with his big EYEBROWS

by jesuschrist100 March 27, 2023

sizemometer

A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.

Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.

by QuacksO June 8, 2023

Sizemundo

The most size (large) imaginable (i.e. good)

Yo did you go out last night?

"Yh geezer we stayed out till 7AM and slept in the gym it was Sizemundo"

by administrat0r May 21, 2024