Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.

by starkadder March 18, 2009

Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack November 09, 2008

shanks

colloquial way of saying 'thanks' or 'thank you'

bob: here's the math homework you asked for
mary: shanks!

by batheebang October 13, 2020

Shanks

Shanks is Luffy's childhood role model. Shanks is currently the strongest pirate in One Piece (along with Whitebeard) and is known as Red Haired Shanks. Sea Kings and pitate captains fear him. He gave Luffy the straw hat that Luffy now wears. Shanks is most likely stronger than Gold Roger, the former King of The Pirates.

Shanks is so good that it makes me laugh!

by Dkline August 01, 2018

Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA

Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!

by TheLorax September 16, 2009

shank

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.

Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.

by Vildar July 15, 2011

Shank

To get FUCKED

sarah:Rachel, that guy got shanked by courtney last night!
Rachel:OMGOMGOMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

by I seriously don't give a fuck August 09, 2018