Stoner

Some people may disagrees about this definition but a stoner to me is if you smoke weed a lot almost every day xcept for those off days, a stoner is a person who has the best of times when hes/shes high, you always want to get high, your peaceful and you chill a ton.

I've been smoking every day of this month you wanna come chill with me ill get a fatty sac and a 8-ball and after we get high we can do some indoor skiing, we can make you a stoner by the end of this week dont worry billy.

by Evan beale June 13, 2008

sconex

A place similar to the facebook for college students.

Sconex is so much cooler then xanga.

by Elias April 19, 2005

stoner

Someone who is just generally laid back and enjoys everybodys company and loves to smoke. Usually loves rock music and weed.

A stoner is someone that's played guitar for 2 hours straight and can't remember any thing they played due to smoking too much weed and killin their memory. (like me)

by xXKaylaXx September 16, 2008

Hip Modern Day Stoner

A person born no later than the 1980's who indulges in the wonders of smoking weed. These people aren't your average stoner though, tie die and birkenstocks are worn sometimes, but being fashionable and ahead of the curve are key. These people enjoy their blazing at inventive and creative spots ranging from urban to deep forest settings. THey get high and discuss crazy things, do crazy activities, and most of all listen to Next Level Music.

Today, our crew of hip modern day stoners drove a couple miles outside of town in our speedy Audi and hiked to a spiritual spot in the woods wearing fashionable attire and proceeded to smoke bong rips until we were based level 10. WE then had a stick fight and screamed made up words and listened to dubstep and insane beats.

by homeboy234 October 20, 2009

boner the stoner

a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)

A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.

by basement guy February 24, 2011

STONER

A stoner is the kind of guy (me) who everyone knows is constantly wrecked but is so laid back and friendly that even the anti-drugs people can't help but love him. They are generally highly talented musicians and playstation wizards. Stoners don't force cannabis on people but are normally happy to have a smoke with anyone.

"I hate drugs, but that Mark, I know he's a stoner but he's such a nice lad."

"What? You're a stoner too? Lets go and skin up."

by User4 August 19, 2004

stoner

your a stoner if you no how to eat ramen noodles without cooking it. you open the package then take the seasoning and spread across block of noodles and then give it a tap on the back and the crunch and munch.

wow your such a stoner you know how to eat noodles without cooking it.

by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 July 15, 2009