Pork Chop Sammich

the act of getting a guy to nut with a bj, immediately followed by chopping off the dick and proceeding to eat it.

this douche was pissing me off so i made a pork chop sammich with him in the bedroom.

by twistedtwat April 3, 2011

Sami

A fat, black boy who suffers from social anxiety. He absolutely hates himself and listens to a lot of depressing songs. He breaks down at anything and everything about more than 2 times a day. None of his friends knows what's really bothering him, the only person who can change him is himself and that is not going to happen. He is a very introverted person but makes friends left and right and is loved by him and cares for him. He is a very musical person but hates to share it with the world. He has come from a dark past about losing his mother but he still tries to look on the bright side or at least tries too. He does not like to try anything different, gives up easily, he wants to be alone most of the time and for the love of god CAN NOT MATH. He hangs on to his old friends from primary school because he does not want to loose them and every night he has suisidal thoughts.

Sami sucks!
Sami's my best friend!
Sami wishes he had a girlfriend!

by AnActualGuyNamedSami July 24, 2019

Sami

A dumb motherfucker who uses people for her own good even if that person thinks their actually her best friend she's still using that person cause she's a straight hoe.

Oh she's a Sami, she must be using you.

by Thetruth777888 June 16, 2016

sammich

A chill sandwhich that your bitch makes you after you bang her, goes nice with a natty

Go to the kitchen and dont come back unless you have a sammich and 2 natties

by sammich420 January 25, 2011

Samia

Another word for calling someone dumb or stupid.

E.g: Stop being such a Samia

by Eating broccoli February 11, 2019

Sammich

A stack of random food placed between bread, usually whatever you have available.

"Woman, get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich now".

by lord torgo August 5, 2012

Sammie

A fearless, kind, cutie pie with a big heart and loads of attitude. She's not a nerd but she loves to act like one, she's intelligent, goofy, clumsy, and almost too liberal. a real party lover and is crazy about music but is all about education. so if you're a Sammie like me, be proud of who you are.- S. Kheio was here <3

Rye: Yo bull did you go to Noodle party last night?
Tra: Naw why, and ain't her name Sammie.
Rye: You a whole nut,that jawn pop and yeah you ain't know.
Tra:Sammie Kheio!?
Rye: Yeah N****!
Tra: Damn yo why aint you tell me, she bad as shit!

by sammieluvsyu July 28, 2011