sail boat

when you take the toilet paper that you wiped your ass with and put it on someones face while they are sleeping.

man!!! did you see Raymond give Sam a sail boat last night? It was fucking awesome!!!!!

by Shadow44_z December 25, 2008

smooth sailing

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

by C Witt July 23, 2008

sailing

to smoke weed and drive at the same time.

one of my favorite activities is sailing through the city.

by thidr0 June 15, 2009

sailboat no rudder

Rubber-less anal sex or a person associated on the receiving end of mentioned acts.

'' That girl is a sailboat no rudder"

by toonies July 6, 2010

Saiforen

An undead werewolf with a preference for elven women.

Saiforen found an elven woman in the questionable inn.

by Warzen April 26, 2011

Sailboating

The male equivalent to motorboating, where a woman puts her head between a man's legs and moves her face side to side resulting in the man's penis (or "boom") coming about, so to speak.

I told Gladys to get down there and start sailboating me. She manned my jib all night long.

by Bob Wylie December 7, 2011

Sailors Beard

Code word for smelly minge.

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011