The Goal Reflex

Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.

The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).

Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.

by Rectue May 27, 2013

youtube and relax

It's another way of saying Netflix and chill but you cannot afford Netflix so you YouTube and relax

You want to come over and YouTube and relax because I I forgot to pay for my Netflix

by Rebecca jackson February 1, 2016

Shomi and Relax

When you don't have enough money to Netflix and Chill, you use Shomi instead.
Very similar to Plex and Sex

Person A: "Hey want to Netflix and Chill?"
Person B: "I don't have Netlifx, but we can Shomi and Relax"

by K-TownSlang April 8, 2016

Amazon and Relax

Similar to Netflix and Chill but for Amazon.

Him: "Netflix and Chill?"
Her: "Nah, Amazon and Relax"
Him: "Huh? Ohhh!"

by Definer Andy January 18, 2021

Release the hounds

Taking a massive shit. Coined in Vienna, during Summer 2004.

I got dibs on the can. I gotta release the hounds.

by Captain Correcto June 11, 2004

rebex

A Rebex is an overly aggressive and obsessive person. She cares more about herself than others and is always putting herself first. Doesn't know how to use correct grammar in her CV's. Was in love with a man named Judah once, and a Sam and Marshall. Stay away from a Rebex if u have one in ur town or country. Hates fedora's (Fedoris)

"Have you seen Rebex?"
"no stay away from her she is a self-absorbed individual."

by jadejerkajerk March 17, 2018

Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

by Jellens April 10, 2009