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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 9, 2019
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Rack Snake

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.
Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!
by FireBritches October 15, 2010
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Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations
by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022
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Lil Rack

The opposite of Big Shaq. Often a pussy and skinny and not black. Glasses don’t matter because they are just a rack. If you meet a Lil Rack in your life, make sure to tell him that he is a Lil Rack.
Man 1: Hey dude, why are you so skinny and not confident at all?
Man 2: Life’s great being like this tho
Man 1: DUDE! STOP ACTING LIKE A LIL RACK
by Willamo_Salamo June 11, 2018
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post-obese rack

typically, a very hot woman with a large set of breasts only because she used to be obese.
Joe: That Lisa has such an amazing pair!
Sam: Yeah, she gained 20 pounds then lost it all just for the post-obese rack!
by Jfishy October 8, 2011
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racked

i just took nine shots, i am sooo racked yoo
by Hailmoney September 25, 2018
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Towel Racking

Referencing to how someone is so faded about to pass out like their body is a towel hanging on a rack because the whole upper portion of the body is bent over and the arms and head are hanging down dangling towards the floor about to touch their toes.
Look, they be 'Towel Racking'
by Under92decibelz January 13, 2025
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