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Racism
Racism by NonTrump4TheLongRun April 12, 2017
Football
The most popular sport on planet earth. A sport that has a show of strength, cunning, and heart, without any protection so the risk is higher. Known to Americans as soccer.
American Guy: Do you like soccer or football?
Me: Oh I absolutely love football!
American Guy: Wanna go to the feilds and practice?
Me: Hell yeah!
Later...
Me: I got the ball!
*Holds out American soccer ball
American Guy: I thought we were playing football?
*Holds out American football
Me: We are! Now throw the worthless, flobby excuse for a ball away and get in goal.
American Guy: You little son of a bitch! You're American! Play our sport!
Me: Hell naw. C'mon. Let's fight. Whoever wins, gets to pick what we play.
*American guy rushes forward.
*I trip him and he falls right on his face
Me: I guess I won! Time to play football!
American Guy: WTF!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh I absolutely love football!
American Guy: Wanna go to the feilds and practice?
Me: Hell yeah!
Later...
Me: I got the ball!
*Holds out American soccer ball
American Guy: I thought we were playing football?
*Holds out American football
Me: We are! Now throw the worthless, flobby excuse for a ball away and get in goal.
American Guy: You little son of a bitch! You're American! Play our sport!
Me: Hell naw. C'mon. Let's fight. Whoever wins, gets to pick what we play.
*American guy rushes forward.
*I trip him and he falls right on his face
Me: I guess I won! Time to play football!
American Guy: WTF!!!!!!!!!
Football by NonTrump4TheLongRun April 12, 2017