Riley

An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.

Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!

Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.

Girl 2: yep, waste of time!

by I_think_you_know May 22, 2019

Riley

A small ginger who is whiter than a white crayon. Riley’s favorite thing to do is let out a *Screech*. Riley enjoys telling janitors that people are bullying him. He can’t be stopped. Riley harasses people and says REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2 inches from their face. Some people have pure respect for riley. They solute at his *Screech*. He also wears a jacket over his head and says he is an owl.

As zachary took his backpack riley said “SCREECH*

by cheepies November 13, 2019

Riley

Riley is fucking mean to me even though all I do is love her.

Me: Hey Riley I love you
Riley: Fuck off and die

by Penis Phart July 23, 2019

Riley rock grinder

The art of pounding rileys balls until they reach a consistency of chunky milk then the balls are used to put in smoothies juices or food ext

Hey Riley lets RILEY ROCK GRINDER you

by Trelogan July 28, 2025

Riley

A man who is the submissive one in his relationship, his spouse loves to pummel him and peg his little butt cheeks from behind. He always gets dominated everytime they hang out.

Riley I really stretched your bum hole out this time baby cakes.

by Lois.griffin September 2, 2024

riley

riley is the best friend you could ask for. she is amazing at everything. she is so so beautiful and funny. she can be goofy and just have a good laugh with you. she can also be really good at talking to people and helping them get through stuff. If you get a riley in your life, don’t let go of them no matter what, i’ll make sure never to. I love you so much riley. Remember to infinity and beyond and beyond always and forever 🥺❤️🤞🏼♾

“You see her? That’s riley, I really want to be her friend”

by bebefr1243 September 15, 2020

Riley

The commonplace name "Riley" is a term often used to describe and address someone of whom can be characterised by exaggerated autistic monkey midget-esk features.

"Yes officer, it was that tweaker Riley! That was the gremlin who threatened to rape my ass!

by Thy bearer of all knowledge November 21, 2023