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Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"
Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust
by Aquadaddy July 26, 2022
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The End-times Religion

A Naziyr: Devoted One to Yahweh is the religion mentioned in the book of Revelations Chapter 7 and 14 lead by the endtimes lead prophet Naziyr, originally known as the Archangel Michael and Melchizedek with a little book (scroll) he received from Yahweh (God of Israel) in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1 & Revelations 10:1-11. A new Covenant is made with the members of this new religion and they will worship Yahweh as their only Lord and Savior.
Are you into "The End-times Religion?" You know, The Naziyrs: Devoted Ones to Yahweh?
by The Covenant Messenger August 23, 2021
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true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities
Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.
by Ingredients September 20, 2021
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RELIGIoN

religion is perdicting
Religion

I would have to show some religion
You must respect.
by Associated February 15, 2023
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The Religion Of Jah

Jahism is a religious branch of Christianity, Originated in the United States. The Religion of Jah is based on the head god, his mentor, three saints, and three henchmen. The god of Jahism is unknown but referred to as Jah, thus Jah is also considered the head of the three saints. The Three Saints conprise of XXXTentacion, Adolf, and Sal from Impractical Jokers, each of these saints also have "henchmen", with these being Hampter, Biggie Cheese, and the Thumb from Spykids. Common practices in the religion include punishments such as Neutering and edging.
"Bro, youre a Simp Catholic Christain?"
"yea, ive always wanted to know how to become a chad like you"
"easy bro, just follow me to the Church of Jah and join the Religion of Jah"
"Wow! now i can be the biggest chad in the world!"
by Yoboichickennugg December 4, 2021
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religion

religion is a blessing,
its the reason i am alive,
the reason i even try,
the reason i want to be good,

but religion is also a curse,
once someone knows ur religious they think diffrently about you,
steriotipicalise you,
use it against you,

just remember,
religionis not something to be ashaimed of,
its something that should be shared,
be who you are.
person 1: i'm part of a religion
person 2: ur gonna go to hell
person 1: thats rude
person 2: its not its the truth
by urfwiendLiL June 5, 2021
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Dem religion

The beliefs of the Democratic party, which are often irrational. Dem religion believers are similar to extremist Muslims in that either you believe what they believe or you are a heretic.
The Dem religion is like cancer; it starts out slowly with the intent of taking over and destroying the host body.
by DaHolmes January 29, 2025
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