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pussy buzzard

{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."

Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --

Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
by PNShD August 14, 2009
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Pupstyle

N. A dog's quality of fashion or dress. The design quality of a dog's accessories.

ADJ. An outfit or item for a dog that is considered current and fashionable.

V. to outfit a dog in clothing that adds to the overall aesthetic appeal of the animal and owner.
N. Did you see those two chihuahuas in the matching Philip Lim sweaters? They've got some serious pupstyle going on.

ADJ. Dizzam Bruce's Yorkie is pupstyling in that new sweater vest.

V. What are all of these miniature sweaters doing in your bag? Oh I am going over to Phoebe's place to pupstyle her dogs before the play-date party.
by Mister Mustard April 22, 2010
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pussybility

The possibility of being able to hook up or have sexual relations with a female partner at any given time.
It looks like Bob has a pussybility with Joan tonight; Bob had some great game going on tonight.
by tetsoysauce January 17, 2008
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Pussy

There are several meanings for this word, here the most common:
1: A woman’s genitals, a vagina
2: Term used to refer to a cat
3: Term used to call someone a wuss.
1: “She has a really tight pussy.”
2: “That’s a really nice pussy cat.”
3: Eddie Brock: *takes elevator* | Venom: “Pussy.”
by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019
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pussy belt

A very short skirt whose sole purpose appears to be to hold the pussy(vagina), and or underwear in place
Damn that skirt is short, it's definitely a pussy belt.
by 914reppin July 21, 2009
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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009
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Pussy Taxi

Girl with wheels, usually older than you, who picks you up and drops you off in exchange for sex. Possibly, but not necessarily, your boo.
Example 1:

Employee: "Hey boss, I would love to stay and talk about this project a little longer, but my pussy taxi is here".

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Example 2:

Guy1: "Stuck at dinner with the 'rents - so can't pick you up at the airport like I said I would."
Guy2: "No worries. I'm dial my pussy taxi."
by MakeItStopItHurts September 10, 2010
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