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fortress puppet

Someone whom has a larger penis then there working peirs and is appointed a position of leadership. Penis larger the 8”
Damn I hate all these fortress puppets and I want to be like them
by Charles simone January 28, 2023
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Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
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Perfect puppet

When toxic friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling you
You sister is so controlling, she making her own perfect puppet out of you
by Dogggycoms November 2, 2021
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Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina
Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure
by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.
I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.
by Chaz Walker September 2, 2013
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