protaxtination

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

by sheligalo June 21, 2010

Protogarbage

Something that you don't want to throw out yet, but you know you'll throw out eventually - for example, unread mail, not-quite-empty food containers, etm. Alternative form of prototrash.

Warning: Today's protogarbage is next month's paleogarbage!

Can I throw out this stack of mail?

Not yet - it's not stuff I want to keep, but until I go through it it's still protogarbage.

by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011

protituter

A prostitute that spits and does not swallow.

That Jenny, she claims to be a prostitute but she doesn't swallow, she's really just a protituter.

by Nekie Spinner August 22, 2011

protes mcgoats

The act of ingesting protein prior to getting swole as phuck.

Hey brah, did you crush that protes mcgoats before shredding that pussy?

by Icanhaz1more October 25, 2011

Prothaniel

1.A guy who is loyal and a great friend. Always has an open mind and accepts you for who who are. You can always count on him to be there for you no matter what the circumstances. 2.Usually quiet and observant, but what he says means a lot.
3.Handsome, smart, and funny. Although too humble to admit it. 4.All-around cool guy

Walt: Have you seen Prothaniel today?
Julien: Nope. It would make my day a lot better though.
Walt: Sigh.

by SilentFlame November 26, 2011

Prothaniel

The best friend that you could ever hope to have! Kind and caring! Amazingly handsome!!!! Sweetest guy you will ever meet!

His name must be Prothaniel. Who else would spend so much time helping others?

by love-lives November 26, 2011