Douche Pocket

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.

Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.

by justhalfbad March 13, 2009

Left Pocket

Poker Term for where you keep your important money.
Also known as your bank roll.

From the movie 'Lucky You',
L. C. Cheever: I hear your left pocket is empty.

(For terms of the movie, it was his buy-in to the Main event.)

by CharlieVJ May 10, 2010

Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period

Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"

by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008

Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket

A term used to tell an individual to shut it up or we are filling it up. (with man juice)

Yo Shut your Cum Catchin Dick-Pocket for a second so I can get a word in edgewise.

by Digger Dave & OverAmpin Anna October 13, 2010

Self-Cleaning Pocket Pussy

Aiden.

Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.

by Asian Rady January 19, 2019

pocketpussy

A plastic vagina used by men to arouse their penis. Is often shaped after a porn star.

Oh man, my Jenna Jameson pocket pussy feels just like the real thing.

by hggloub April 22, 2003

pocket veto

1. A Presidential power where he vetos a bill by leaving it unsigned until congress is out of session.

2. A Facebook and Myspace tactic where rather than rejecting a comment or friend request you leave it in limbo nither rejected nor accepted. less harsh than a real rejection it also means that the person cannot send another request as long as you have not decided on their original request.

1. The president pocket vetoed the new bill, try again next session guys.

2. Who the hell is this guy? I wont even qualify it with a rejection, pocket veto his ass.

by Maxzilla May 25, 2007