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Procrastibaking

Procrastibaking is a food cooking method that is done when there is shit all else to do. A person who prepares such baked goods as a profession is called a procrastibaker.
"this turned out to be a weekend of chronic procrastibaking. I now have a lavender cake, a dozen dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes and a gluten-intolerant family. What do."
by ROLLERCOSTERS November 17, 2013
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procrastorbating

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.
Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.
by procrastorbator9000 December 4, 2013
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procrastifornicate

V. The act of having sex to delay other necessary activities. i.e avoiding homework, studying
I didn't want to study for finals so me and my bitch procrastifornicated.
by DCheese January 15, 2014
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Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).
Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...
by HA92 November 17, 2014
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procrastindate

Verb. The act of using Tinder as a means of procrastinating.
Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.
A: Damn it, why all the fine honeys gotta appear when this dissertation is due tomorrow?
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.
by ItsAadam January 12, 2015
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Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).
Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."
by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014
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procrastanap

The art of procrastinating by sleeping - something usually perfected by Human Geography students.
"I need to do this assignment for next week, I got plenty of time, I'll just have a procrastanap"
by huntpain March 9, 2015
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