One of the most loveable humans on earth. An absolute legend and very humorous. Will most likely fuck your mom if you're not careful.
Jane: "Yurrrr that man pogster really is no joke"
Tommy: "ikr"
Bob: "hey tommy i think im gay"
Tommy: "i slept with your mom stfu"
Bob: "i fucked with pogster"
Jane: "seriously??"
Bob "Yeah"
Tommy: *faints*
Tommy: "ikr"
Bob: "hey tommy i think im gay"
Tommy: "i slept with your mom stfu"
Bob: "i fucked with pogster"
Jane: "seriously??"
Bob "Yeah"
Tommy: *faints*
by BruhNoMuchacho January 27, 2021
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Only the worst all-girls boarding school. Porters, or should I say Porkers is the place where skanky, stupid girls go because they could not get into any other school, like the amazing Ethel Walker. Those Porkers girls are just uglier, sluttier, fatter, stupider, poorer, worser dressing versions than the girls of Ethel Walker. Not only that, Porkers once did have a strong point of being "okay" at sports but now they suck at that too. Overall, Porters (Porkers) girls fail at life.
by oilkeafdilh January 29, 2009
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by Mossman July 23, 2005
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A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.
During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.
Hilarity ensues.
A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.
During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.
Hilarity ensues.
Guy 1: "Man, I got lucky last night but my fucking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! Lights, screaming, the works"
Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"
Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."
Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"
Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."
by Sgt.Hotdogs March 4, 2011
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Dude i just had the worst experience with a porter last night.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.
The porter i got from this chick smelled funny.
by Bloodstain September 9, 2005
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