Poisoning the waterhole!

(VERB) A Male with genital disease sticks his penis up a woman's private part and "poisons it"

Guy 1: "Oh I just had sex with that cute girl over there!"
Guy 2: "Dude....Dont you have Aids or some shit?"
Guy 1: "Oh....Whoops. Guess I just ended up poisoning the waterhole!"

by HOTTIE689 December 28, 2012

Pocono streak

When you do a poor job of wiping your ass after a big shit, and you're left with a stain in your underpants that looks like an aerial view of a mountain range.

"Bro I only had 1 sheet of toilet paper left, I got a huge Pocono streak in my boxers now"

"I accidentally sharted in my pants and now I have a Pocono streak to clean up"

by Gary Longwood March 31, 2018

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

sarah poonam

always and the only true beauty of all beauty, even when she declines me.

person 1: "i want a diamond"

person 2: "erm sarah poonam isnt cheap, shes rare"

by nonstopstalker February 2, 2021

bad pain poison

A generic term for anything that makes you sick

"Uhg my stomach. I think that lunch lady spiked my burger with bad pain poison"

by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017

Quest For Poon

The sacred quest every man must embark on to acquire the holy poon, or in other words, a girls pussy. Many fail in this quest but those who succeed discover riches beyond their wildest dreams

John was determined to acquire Jennys pussy, thus so he set out on the Quest For Poon.

by Timmy097 July 24, 2006