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Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl
That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"
by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011
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The Postal Worker

The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).
The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!
by dday85304 May 12, 2011
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Prison Postal

The defensive then aggressive attitude insecure ex-convicts take when dealing with the real worlds problems. Directly associated with the size of the chip on some ones shoulders. Any degree of adversity can trigger this show of stupidity derived from the lack of understanding of how much their friends really care. Commonly associated with acts of kindness mistaken as criticism about an ex-convicts abilities at anything.
Not normally associated with physical violence, but attributed more to verbal defensive abuse.
Every since my bosses son got out of jail, he goes Prison Postal over every little thing in his life. It's worse than asking a Drama Queen how her day was.
by A J V January 14, 2012
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Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013
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minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014
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cheesy poptart

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina
"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"
by blacknosenipples March 12, 2016
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Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.
When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.
by Madcow81 January 2, 2017
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