Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.

Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.

by Schnitterbit August 28, 2011

taking a poop

The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet.

Man, i gotta squirt a brown monkey!
Jamal is taking a poop on D-Rads lawn.

by Josh and Mike May 4, 2006

hot poop

steamy shit that comes out of my ass due to hot buffalo wings at a fine dining facility

I shit hot poop in a playground after eating at that place

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

poop text

n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation

know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.

by dommysalami August 9, 2010

poop

the shit that comes out of you ass/

I layed a big poop on my neighboors door

by samass14 April 30, 2015

Banana Poop

That nasty stuff at the bottom of the banana that everyone cuts out. Banana Poop.

Steve: Dude, did you just eat that banana poop?
Bob: Hell yeah I did.
Steve: I..I don't think that we can be friends anymore

by Mellow Fellow December 24, 2009

poop storm

When everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. Usually people are flying around to get things done.

"Man, I came back after lunch and it was a big poop storm in there!"

by The Mink August 10, 2006