greek penis

A greek person's penis that is controlled by the gods Zeus and Poseidon. Greek penises are known to be too big and too mighty for many women. Female encounters with these penises have resulted in vaginal tearing and extreme orgasms controlled by Poseidon(God of Water)

Maria: So im going out with Kosta
Nicole: NOOOOOO!!!!
Maria: Why?
Nicole: He has a GREEK PENIS!!!
Maria: OMG I better stay away from him he might cock slap me
Nicole: Your too late greek penises are too powerful
Maria: Fuck your right

by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

orange penis

the "orange penis" is contracted from having eatin cheetos and then watching free porn thats absolutley and totally illegal and having a massive erection...i think you know the rest...

also known as (the gilded fuck stick)
(the saltie twinkie)
(a bad spray on tan)
(i call mine sir. squirtsinmyeye)

by BRENDAN BITCH DONT FORGET IT August 28, 2005

penis locker

a locker {Vagina} were multipel dicks can be inserted

hey her pussy is a penis locker

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 17, 2018

penisbreath

one who's breath smells like penis.

Holly, stop sucking dick, you penisbreath!

by Chelsea March 28, 2003

Penis Capital

The act of investing alot of time trying to get up in some girls panties.

I invested alot of Penis Capital before I realized she had a boyfriend.

by the_nuge September 18, 2006

She Was Exposed To Penis

When a girl (Has to be a virgin) has sex and gets addicted. She never would of been addicted if she wasn't exposed to penis.

Fool #1: "Yo man, what happened to Heather?"
Fool #2: "Didn't you hear? She was exposed to penis!"
Fool #1: "She was a good girl too!"

by Skimask619 August 15, 2009

kendrick lamar penis

kendrick lamar penis

hey did you see kendrick lamar penis

by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020